JESUS SURVIVES HEAD ON CRASH!

A good Christian friend of mine who builds race engines - and has a lot of trophies in his cabinet - told me that a certain Lotus racing car with the prominent "Jesus" sticker across the bonnet (which you will find elsewhere on this blogsite) was involved in a head-on crash at the weekend. It blew its engine and spun off the circuit into the sand trap. A Ferrari travelling at something like 280 km/h hit the same oil slick and flew off the track straight into the stationery Lotus. Because both cars are made of fibreglass their bodies disintegrated into thousands of tiny particles. Both cars were written off. The Jesus driver got out unharmed and the Ferrari driver suffered a broken leg. Apparently, the only intact piece of 'glass left on the Lotus was the piece with the word Jesus on it!!!