Guys...No Need To Enrol (!)

A member of the "other gender" sent this to me. Of course, we men have no need for this kind of educating!

Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE.

Class 1 "How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step", with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2 "The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?" Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3 "Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?"--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4 "Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor"--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5 "Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?" Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6 "Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other". Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7 "Learning How To Find Things". Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8 "Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health" Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9 "Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost"--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10 Is It "Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks." Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11 "Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife." Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12 "How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion." Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13 "How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late." Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14 "The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used." Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.